- Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot - Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
Because they both thought they were right. - What do you call a dinosaur that has a sore foot?
An Ankle-oh-sore-is (Ankylosaurus) - What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
Your feet off the floor. - What has four legs but no feet?
A table - What do you call a dinosaur with stinky feet?
ex-stinked (extinct) - What has 50 legs but can’t walk?
25 pairs of pants - Why did the silly kid put T.G.I.F. on his shoes?
Toes Go In First - What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air?
A centipede lying on it’s back - What would you get if you crossed a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie-talkie - Who always goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse - How did the bubblegum cross the road?
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken’s foot. - What is the fastest way to go to the moon?
Tickle the bottom of an elephant’s foot! - Why don’t centipedes play football?
By the time they get their shoes on, the game is over. - What type of hat does a leg wear?
A knee cap. - Why did they call the new dance “The Elevator”?
It has no steps. - How do you trip the light fantastic?
Stick out your foot - What did one knee bone say to the other knee bone?
“Let’s get out of this joint.” - What did one shoe say to the other shoe?
I’ll run ahead and see what’s underfoot. - What kind of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers - What did the horsefly say to the blacksmith?
Shoe me - What do you get when you play the piano with your feet?
Footnotes - Why did the elephant walk around in white gym socks?
He couldn’t find his sneakers - What are a plumbers favourite type of shoes?
Tap shoes - What kind of shoes does a plumber hate?
Clogs - If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe. - Why did the monster knit himself three socks?
To keep his three feet warm. - Why did the hippo wear red rain boots?
Because she couldn’t find her yellow ones. - What’s white, has four feet and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation - What’s brown, has four feet, and a trunk?
A sun-tanned mouse coming home from vacation. - What do you have if your head is hot, one foot is cold, and you see spots before your eyes?
A polka-dotted sock over your head. - Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree. - Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice - What has 12 feet and sticks on ice?
A hockey team - What does a shoemaker use to repair shoes?
Toe-nails - How did the Queen find her son on the beach
She followed his foot prince (prints). - What kind of vehicle did the pediatrist (foot doctor) drive?
A toe truck - Why couldn’t the hikers cross the footbridge?
It had fallen arches - What was the foot surgeon’s favorite Olympic event?
Arch-ery - Why didn’t the Mother like her kid’s foot jokes?
They were too corny. - What is the foot capital of Canada?
Toe-ron-toe (Toronto). - Why did the Opera singer only sing songs about feet?
She was an all-toe singer (Alto). - What has 16 feet, is covered in green hair, and loves peanut butter sandwiches?
I don’t know either but it’s eating your lunch. - What do you call the Super bowl victory dance?
The Foot Ball - Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?
You don’t want to. It stinks.
